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In order not to disappoint their guests, the Brown-Smyths hold their housewarming in spite of delayed building operations. —Passing Show, London.
Foreman: “ ’Ere, what’s the matter with them walls?” Bricklayer: “We was ’avin’ an argu.ment an’ we gradually got closer to : gether, some’ow.” —Passing Show, London.
Short-sighted Lady: " No, I don’t want to buy a vacuum cleaner.” —Passing Show, London.
The Village Idiot: “I know why they ain’t bitin’ to-day. They’ve gone under the bridge out of the rain.” ■—Everybody’s Weekly, London.
Economical Burglar (leaving dock, after getting six months): “-Gee! An* to think I very near paid fer an ’aircut last Toosday.” . —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 4030, 9 June 1931, Page 65
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108Current Humour Otago Witness, Issue 4030, 9 June 1931, Page 65
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