Current Humour
Marder: “Hi! What are you doin"? ” Convict: “Sun bathin’!” —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
Donald: “Auntie, what a large 1 ipstick the hippopotamus must useF” —Passing Show, London.
“Jane, I’ve already told you that those curtains are odd. Why haven't you changed them ? ” “ Please, Mum, I don’t know which is the odd one.” —Passing Show, London.
Puddin’: “Mum says if you hit me again she’ll send my father to see you.” Skinny: “She wants to have two deaths in the family, does she?” —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
“ You look very ill. What have you been doing to yourself?” “ I have been taking a slimming cure.’’ “ Oh, in that case you look splendid.* —Passing Show, London.
“Hey, warder, where shall I put all this dirt ? ” " ‘ ■ —Passing Show, London
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Otago Witness, Issue 4028, 26 May 1931, Page 5
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126Current Humour Otago Witness, Issue 4028, 26 May 1931, Page 5
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