TIT-BITS.

Otago Witness, Issue 2813, 12 February 1908, Page 83

TIT-BITS.

" > cluei's aniaiig yo takin' notes. Ycur humb'e servant The Cniel was great'y flattered U <-omp oj the errors into ■which various members fell in guessing n;s identity. , The la-test idea- Rng your bicycle bell should a member of 'he canine tribe cross your rath. Has. Don Quixote come back' A torief tag belonging to one of our cluobites seems to cause the owner great anxiety. -We would suagest that a page be employed to look after it (At such times the Happy Girl is employed ar^u.ng the point with * fellow rcerDocr.) We sre passed to sec our chum Gullyite among u« once more Good health to ycu. chum!

That Kipp'ehce ?-ays the i<» " a'l right." For pionunriaticn apply to Coi-ish.

We are v>W=ed fo no'.e Qup<?o's letum; also that of T-I.C.

That the American (Tes.as Jack) tells of H belov«d friend who happens to be a ««pok. Cupboard love, is it? • ; 33wt Tbfi SUepheriess'g F.airly; likes bicycle

rides early on Sunday is evident from recent manoeuvres

Why dees not :he Tramway Company supply car conductors with elastic or hatpins to keep their hats on should sudden fusts of wind arise' (We don't know, ask Ir X.) That the dust < oat remark gave Quago away nicely. The jemark was known to only a few. That Mud seemed to be feeling very lonely going to Oamaru, but 01. the return voyage his time wa3 fully occupied by more ihan one '" fenr charmer." That the Oamaruites know how la make money. Postage 2d — where is the extra penny f Special hatpin heads remind a local chum of turning on gas meters. AU, ha! A certain girl member felt \ery despondent on having been asked by a comrade to attend a picnic on condition that she paid her own fare — Is 9d. THE CHIEL.