THE BETTER HALF!
Tommy was-asked by the inspect, or which he would rather have, half an orange or eight-sixteenths. “Half,” said Tommy. “Why 1” asked the inspector,knowingly. : “Because,” replied Tommy, “with the sixteenths you lose such a lot of juice.”
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Opotiki News, Volume X, Issue 1044, 7 November 1947, Page 3
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40THE BETTER HALF! Opotiki News, Volume X, Issue 1044, 7 November 1947, Page 3
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