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Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 274, 22 December 1939, Page 4

JUST SO •*r was sorry to see you come out of tlie Given Mam last night, Tom,” said tlio vicar. “Ayet, Oi were sorry meseli. But you do have to come out some toime.” COLD MORNING A farm lad was called; Indore dawn to harness the mule to a waggon. Ho was too- lazy to light a lamp, add did not see a cow next to the nude. The farmer grew impatient. “What are you doing?” he called. ‘‘l can’t get the collar over tin’ mule’s head—his' ears are lTw.cn!” complained the lad. '■« A DIFFICULT F.MAT Jimmy: “Mother, was Robinson Crusoe an acrobat?” Mother: “Oh, no! Why do you ask that?” Jimmy: “Because it says In this story that he sat on his chestS”