CATCH 1 NO First Hospital Patient : “I had an operation to-day.” Second Patient; “Oil! J*ve had several operations. The first time they left a pair of scissors in ini'. The second time they left a towel in me, and the third time they left a knife in me, and the pain Inis been dreadful.” First Patient (nervously): “I’m beginning to feel a severe pain in myself.” Just then. Die doctor came into tho room and asked anxiously: “Has anybody seen my umbrella?”
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Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 273, 20 December 1939, Page 4
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82Untitled Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 273, 20 December 1939, Page 4
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