KMART BOY School Inspector: “iSanie a t\ pe ol‘ ship.” I toy; “Cruiser.” ]nspeetor: “What mnkes it. }i (l ?” lioy: “Its screw, sir.” Inspector: “Who arc on hoard.” liny: “Its crew, sir.” Inspectcr; “You a Where were you horn?” JJov: “Crewe, sir!” smart lad!
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Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 273, 20 December 1939, Page 2
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44Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 273, 20 December 1939, Page 2
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