BKUKIVE IT OK NUT An Irishman mid a Scotsman were aiguiiic us to wlio liiul tin' better lie Id glasses. The Scotsman said; “.Mine made an aeroplane look so near that 1 could see the pilot’s'long nose!” The irishman replied: “’I hat’s nothing! When I looked through mine at a market place two l miles away, they brought it so mnr L could smell tm? onions!”
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Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 270, 13 December 1939, Page 4
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66Page 4 Advertisements Column 5 Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 270, 13 December 1939, Page 4
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