HUMOUR
NOTHING DOING A grocer received his hill hack with the: following letter; “Dear Sir, —I never ordered your goodjs. If 1 did, you never sent them. If you sent/ them, I never got them. If I got them, I paid for them. If 1 didn’t, I won’t ” PRICKLY Tom: “My hedgehog always wins lights between him and the dog next doer.’,’ Jack: “Really ?” Toni; “/Yes —llo always wins on points !”• URGENT I Boy (running into a crowded .shop); “Please, sir, can you serve me first?” Grocer: “Why?” Boy: “Ala wants something in time for my father’s dinner.” Grocer: “What do you want?” Boy: “A packet of soap and sonic washing powder, please!”
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Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 259, 15 November 1939, Page 3
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113HUMOUR Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 259, 15 November 1939, Page 3
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