PROOF POSITIVE
Young .Mau (at railway booking office): “Give me a sailor’s ticket.” Clerk: “But are you a sailor'f’’ Young .Mini: “U'hy, you slab-sided, leather-necked, swivel-eyed son of a sea-cook, if you don't haul your jawtaekle in a hit you’ll find yourself at anchor full length I” Station Master: “Quick, give a tick-et-file’s a sailor all right!”
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Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 257, 10 November 1939, Page 1
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57PROOF POSITIVE Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 257, 10 November 1939, Page 1
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