For a bet a comedian sang gome] -a •c,£gg;4t;c4tai;;l«ferei^iif lions. The animals simply roared.' / The teacher was testing the knowledge of the Kindergarten class. Slapping a shilling on the desk, lfe said sharply, “What is that?” Instantly a voice came from the back row: “Tails. ’’ But you advertised a bed sitting room ? Certainly, this is it. Well, I see the where’s the sitting room? On the bed.
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Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 257, 10 November 1939, Page 4 (Supplement)
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67Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 257, 10 November 1939, Page 4 (Supplement)
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