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Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 248, 18 October 1939, Page 1

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REGENT THEATRE WEDNESDAY ~ THURSDAY - FRIDAY MICHAEL REDGRAVE—MA RCARET LOCKWOOD—PAUL LUKAS* in a thrilling Comedy-Mystery “THE LADY VANISHES” ALSO Bing Crosby in “PARIS HONEYMOON” IT’S BING'S BEST... .An liiln lions honeymoon of laughter and music with -Ding giving, out a whole flock of new song hits, with - Francis ka. Ganl proving she’s the screen’s newest heart menace, with Akim Tamirolf proving he’s tlie grandest cqmedjy find ol' the year, and with Shirley lioss as usual proving she’s lilmdoin’s singing sweetheart !

CHIvKIMXCJ THOUGHT A certain well-known Scot had won a big prize in :a football pool, and had brought himself a very superior car, and hired a chauffeur to go with' it. /■.' "' ;; ' . i . ; ■ , v One day a-fiiend noticed that the new car .was fitted with a taxi-meter. “What on earth,” lie asked, “have you got that meter on your.ear for?” “Why, moil,” came . the reply, “it cheers me to see all the money 1 might Have been spending.”