WARMER AND WARMER
An Irishman and an American were arguing as to whose country was the warmer. . , ‘ “Why,” said the American, “it’s so hot in the States, the sun singes the hair on your head!” “That’s nothing,” said Pat. “It’s So hot where I come from that they gave to feed the liens on ice cream to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!”
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Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 238, 25 September 1939, Page 4
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63WARMER AND WARMER Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 238, 25 September 1939, Page 4
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