HUMOUR—MORE OR LESS

Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 231, 8 September 1939, Page 2

HUMOUR—MORE OR LESS

The following jokes were put forward at a recent function held m Opotiki. She: i. s it right that drinking goes cm at the County Council meetings;' Ik': Good life, no! Why? She: L was told they were always .Moody or .Merry there. George: 1. see that the Government are wasting more money. John: Oil dear! What is it Lius time? George : They have appointed an entomologist to try to got the ‘tilt’ out. of Opo-tik-i. John ; O Yeaii! They should have appointed a Creditors' Association. a «• * / 5- # * * They toll me that there are no term exams at the Waictahi School. Is that so? Yes. tile passes are just Grnnl-ed. A Navy Officer told me the other, day that Opotiki gave him the horrivs: it made him think of the Great War Opotiki made him think of the (Seat War! Why? In cause he’d never soon* so many “Dead .Marines" about lnvwkere else * * -ii- ■» * # I see that the Govcrnme it Imre estiii lished their own air servo e Have tiny: . \ es, hot air ' Oh. but speaking abo.it au services, Opotiki is unique, m that respect. Why? ' Well, her rail wav is in the air!