THOUGHTLIOSS Sanderson was oil a visit io Simpkins, and, in due course, in’ was shown the lainily album. “Yes.” said Simpkins as the visitor turned the loaves, “that’s my wile’s second cousin's aunt, Susan. Ami that’s cuusin James, and that—oh, who do you think that is?” “I don’t know.” replied Sanderson. “Well, that’s my wife’s first Husband, my boy,” said his host. “Great Scot! What a perfectly brainless-looking idiot. But, excuse me, (ild fellow, I. didn’t know your wife was a. widow when you maraud her,” said Sanderson.. “She wasn’t,” said Simpkins • stiffly. “That, sir. is a photo of myself at 20.”
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Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 126, 23 December 1938, Page 2
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102Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 126, 23 December 1938, Page 2
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