TALL ORDER Two salesmen who had not seen each other for soim* years met by accident in a teasliop. After they had greeted each other cordially and given tnoir orders, bones opened up the conversation. “Have you taken any orders today?” he asked. “~o,” said Brown. “Have you taken any this month?” “No,” said Brown. “Have you taken any this year?” “One,” said Brown. Jones upset- his tea and gaped at his prosperous-looking friend. “"What on earth do you travel in ” lie gasped, faintly. “Battleships,” said Brown, languidly.
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Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 106, 7 November 1938, Page 4
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88Untitled Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 106, 7 November 1938, Page 4
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