CURIOUS The resident secretary oi' one of the big insurance companies in a provincial town was entertaining his general manager, and suggested a game of golf. It happened that the secretary was in unusually good form, and the game ended at the twelfth hole. The manager was annoyed at being beaten, and inquired acidly, as he picked his ball off the green, “Jell me, 3l'r Rilank, what do you do besides golf?”
The story of life, as its tally unfolds Js mostly a pilgrimage punctured with colds, Provision for wintertime worry is , made, But bronchial afflictions are hard to evade. The story of life is illusions and strife, With stress to survive when contagion is rife. Serene stay the wise with relief at command In Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure on hand. Woods’ Great Peppennunt Cure For Influenza Colds s
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Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 61, 25 July 1938, Page 4
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139Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 61, 25 July 1938, Page 4
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