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BRAINS OF THE CLAN

Three men named Jones, all in the same line of business, opened shops next door to each other. The one on the right had the name Jones painted in. large letters over the door. The one on the left immediately did the same thing. The signwriter then, approached the centre Mr. Jones, asking him if he would like, his name painted also. ‘‘No.” said the wily one, “I -want you to paint the word “entrance’ over my door.” !

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Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 24, 20 April 1938, Page 1

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BRAINS OF THE CLAN Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 24, 20 April 1938, Page 1

BRAINS OF THE CLAN Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 24, 20 April 1938, Page 1

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