SAFETY FIRST
Defendant at Wood Green: “Will the next witness be a. woman or a man?” Policeman; “A woman.’ Defendant: “Can I give evidence first?” UNKIND An actress of ripe experience was trying to impress a novice with her knowledge of the stage. “I could give you a. few wrinkles,” she remarked, condescendingly. •“Yes, and never miss ’em,” said the pert little horror.
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Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 14, 23 March 1938, Page 4
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63SAFETY FIRST Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 14, 23 March 1938, Page 4
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