MISSING mmmWMMtM^MMMS^MM^M^MWfyr^M^^^MM^^^^MMMMMMMMMMMMWMMM MMmmMMMMMMMMM^B^^^ZZ^^^^^________________W_ }mm________Mi___^^ : -^ ' -'' ■ V.-Isff *§: .. "- JM^iEji____\__W_____________m MSMMtMtKMMMMMBMMMt MmMMmmm__________\ K8HI^""""""""""""^"""'IIIHIIIIII'II^^II'HK iin"»ffss&uiF """""H^""""""""""""EH""^"""""H""""""""""""""""""f"""""s^H ■^^■[^^888 l A" GENTLEMAN", Herbert .....: whose surname, m view of th* .'; photograph and .at the;. request, pf the relatives" the Press refrains from ,* ' publishing, has been missing from home'for the last ten days. .' y V. Inscription: Height 6ft. 1 J inches. Weight 7 stone 8 lb. Complexion: dyspeptic. Eyes: brown; sad (one swivel). Forehead: h:gh. Expression: somewhat- vacant. Ears: prominent. Was wearing when last seen.. a black coat, fancy waistcoat, brown tronsers with pinhead stripe, ye!!ow boots and a bowler hat. '.: .'■:,•, .■"'•'."'-•"'.?:. " Poor Herbert," said his mother, when interviewed y by the Press, " he has been m failing health for spnie time owing to a breakdown m his digestion. He was urged by his doctor to join the Mustard Club. But .. * Herbert is proud. He is one iof those strong, silent men who dislike taking advice, and he went on eating more and more fat bacon without -COLMAN'S / j MUSTARD." '*Did h^e haVe any loveaffair? ,? asked the interviewer.' "Yesj" said- his mother sadly, "and . His fiancee broke off- the. engagement only last week. She said that she must have a cheerful husband, and \ for that reason she had determined only to marry a . member of the Mustard Club." >; The Baron de Beef, when this story was reported to him,* decided to give a suitable reward to 4^ ;as to his whereabouts. The Baron would like to y g^y assure, him and any other; sufferers that they will y k!^ restore their digestions and banish their low spirits :: y-y if they join the Mustard Club. A y? .A little dash of COLMAN'S • ' makes all the difference, •--> .'{■•• ■ ■ . ...... . • /• I;, reason why . intelligent and free from Bacteria, I
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NZ Truth, Issue 1239, 29 August 1929, Page 16
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284Page 16 Advertisements Column 2 NZ Truth, Issue 1239, 29 August 1929, Page 16
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