The CRITIC

NZ Truth, Issue 1239, 29 August 1929, Page 6

The CRITIC

FRIDAY night is one of the wettest, w * # THAT -feeling for. the poor is often •*• only above the neck, w » # MARRIAGE m some countries is an iV * institution, m others a hobby. • » m TF you want to get a woman's monkey up, tell her she apes the men. • • • * WRESTLERS' are noted for their hospitality. Nothing pleases them better, than to "throw a party". • # , * . THE Official Assignee is not thc man Who puts his name on bank notes. •.* * ' "WINTER Sales" and women spring " 'to thorn. • * * MEWSPAPER heading: "Limitation of Naval. Arms." This will never be obtained through the "flapper vote." • * ■ • ° JAPAN'S new Cabinet. Liquor or lacquer? . .» • * * TRUST a barber to tell a hairraising story. • ■ c . . * THE earthquake shifted everything on some farms. But not the mortgagee.

A DAILY reported that a wife com-' plained m court that she was treated like a doormat. Putting the. mat m matrimony. . *. ■» * Q'VJSR-EATING is a crime, fays a ®|loctor. Thought it was a disease. V*' ' » « IN a' tennis . tournament** recently a .player had a .false sot of teeth. .smashed.- Another. way of losing a set. * * - a DOISON gas secret exposed, reads a headline. These things always leak out. * « "■* A WRITER asks whether the talkies ■ pan compete with the theatres. Talkies really have to compete with the women. AN economist tells us to live within our income. The income-tax people do their best to make us live without it. TT is said that climbing is more dangerous than is supposed. .And doesn't the man .who creeps up a squeaky stairs at 2 a.m., know it? . .«* * ■' " ■'• '••*'■:•' \ RECENT piny was said to be 'dull ** and long. What about the bright intervals? * « •"'.' * " * A BIRD was found with five corks m '* its nest. That bird, knows Dunedin winters.

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