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NZ Truth, Issue 1238, 22 August 1929, Page 6

A MEMBER of the anti -gambling *~* league says it is tragic to see the crowded race trains. It's more tragic on the return journes'. *' * * AN American recently established a ** world's air endurance record, being up for 22 hours. Probably came down - then to talk to someone. * # * A LARGE number of early Eighteenth ** Century periodicals were sold at auction recently. It is said that dentists were among the heavy buyers. # # # A JUDGE recently asked what a sar•f* donic smile was like. That which a wife smiles into the telephone when hubby says he is detained at the office again. , « * * A, WOMAN usually looks at the last paragraph m a book before reading it. Making sure of having the last word. * * m piCKPOCKETS become proficient by practising on each other. Getting j their hands m. • , * '#■'-''# "THEY says that a new frock acts like a tonic on a woman. Most of them must be terribly ill. * * * flHf II **„ _._-Vtfr A MAGISTRATE says marriage open! . a man's eyes. It closes them if hi does not dodge. •** „ * FOURTEEN members of one famil; \ are musicians. Case of fathe playing second fiddle. : , # * #'■ A WRITER says one single kiss ma; ** contain a volume of affectior The modern young thing must be col lecting an extensive library. •'• * " # # A MAN . told the magistrate that h - lived on his nerves. That is bet ter than living on other people's. •'. # * * A FASHION journal says that turned **... down hats are becoming popula with women. But husbands complai that they don't turn down half ehoug of them- : A NEW talking • picture shows ™ character using a telephone an the voice of the person at the other en is audible. One better than real life. •» * # AN American recently danced fror ** Saturday to Monday. His weak end was that farthest from his feet. ** # - W/ASTED efforts, . runs a heading '" Arguing with the wife. * • • A FASHION expert says skirts are t ™ be two inches longer. Girls rrtus I be anticipating a cold summer. '# * * TT is said that an all-color talkie i ■* being produced m Hollywood. T mark the occasion it is rumored tha a new plot has been discovered. .