Critic's Wink

NZ Truth, Issue 1216, 21 March 1929, Page 6

Critic's Wink

THE ladies' watch worn on the knee will mean a tremendous demand among the men to know the time. •♦• ' • CTATED that a certain cbat-of-arm. *** ■ was not wanted m Colombo. It must be a waste-coat-of-arms. ■ . • i * / # MEWS heading: "What the Motorist i ' Misses." Why blame him? Some active pedestrians are' bound to escape, nAILY paper: "Burf bathing increases -* height." And one-piece bathing suits make some men look longer. TIMBER- WORKERS do not Relieve m saying nothing and sawing wood. • ' ,#"'"••■ THE fashion of ladies wearing flower * posies at the waist will relieve the average man of his long . search for that elusive line. • .-■♦-. • A DAILY . paper says "the Zoo monkeys make for the spot." '• Almost human! ' « '•■ ' • .-• .#-.'.- THE undertaker's delegate at the 1 Peace m Industry Conference aang "'The. Red Flag." Probably looking for trade clients. " . • - * * ■' t■ ' •

"TWO Chinese airmen are to fly from * England to China. 'More Chinks m our aerial defences. , # ' -. # * "DATHING BELLES." Ring the *■* belle, surf watchman. « -.■#•■ ■ » PRISONERS on bread and water re- * gard that fare as a real poultice. . # ■■:.'.. ' *' . '■-; . * . THE eternal triangle — a man, a ■ woman aiid the dog the man goes to see another man about. " •''.«• ' • •'-.-', PEOPLE who live m the clouds must expect to get* a bit blue at times. .».•■■ #- ' * '. DEFAULTING solicitor takes short sea voyage. — From bar to dock. ~ MEWSPAPER heading: "Woman makes a monk laugh." They're always up to some monk- ey trick. ' ' * •',.#' '.-• •* '■ "BANDMASTER'S LOVE." A sort of D batonic friendship, surely? ■-.■'*'■'' '*' ■ ■ *■ . TIME these world-peace conferences A allowed the standing armies to lie down. * • *. * UORD is nutting out 12,000 of his new r motor-cars daily. One way of limiting population. , "A BAD TAKE-OFF. Amputation "by a shark.