The Critic's Wink

NZ Truth, Issue 1215, 14 March 1929, Page 6

The Critic's Wink

TT is plane that if we ever have a timber strike and it puts out the carpenters the poor chaps can knot earn their board. « ■■' « • A DAILY argues editorially that "men have the* right to pick and choose their jobs." Wrong. The average man. may want to choose his, job, but it is the miner 'who takes. his pick. • # • "CUN": "A hopeful Sign." The pawnbroker's. ■•■ • • A DOCTOJR warns us against the wiles of the "New Woman." But it is the "old woman" that troubles most of us. ■■ •■■ # .•-.-' "TROTSKY m Angora." Ah, that . A comes from acting the goat. # # .. # "TT is pitiable," says a correspondent, "to see that the Norwegians " have killed 732 whales m the Antarctic." Urn! Enough to make a whale blubber. ■"■'/ * '■■•■•.. : •*.' "JTOOD Prices Soar." And they make the consumer sore, too. ' , • ■ ■ • # # ■

PENE TUNNEV knocked out a press cameraman with a positive right. ;This is a new development of the 'negative. . ' 'i '.. • ■ ■ • "•'.'■-.'• ' PEAK hour traffic makes us realise ■ we have to, stand for Anything m our trams. * •- • ■•■■',' FISHERMEN (complain that .bites are • scarce.' Critic would like the address, of their boarding-house; , ' ■■' '.* '•■• ' •■.,'." •'.■■■. .■/ • 'TNECLINE of Parliament." Never declines' to take its monthly cheque. . „-.■■ "HAILY NEWS" .heading: "Early .Morning Thrill." The demoniac rattle- of the milkman's tin-cans and bottles. ' / " ■ " : * .-*.'' • * '. ' .'."'■ "IMANY vandals tear up city street 3." m "With the police tearing up the streets after them, occasionally.' • ' *, . ■ * "PATS are deceptive," states a writer. *" There ' isn't, even X a qualifying claws. . . - • ' ; • • £ORTtESPONDENT to newspaper tells v of a boy of five who can y play intricate music- from memory. — Most of them known to "Critic" play from sheer cuoaedness. ' ■'• .. < «. . ■#, '„ -. #':.• „' ;. QNEiY the 'wave deserves the hair.. ' • ''■■' "•. : -. ■••.■" •.'■•• "1 ONDON OBSERVER": It is a pity thei-e is no big game m Australia." What about Tatt's consultation?