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NZ Truth, Issue 1207, 17 January 1929, Page 4

— The Critic's Wifik-— SUCCESSFUL dentists have a lot of A SCOTTISH, woman recently had her "pull." twenty- first child. Great Scot! * ,#''.#■ # # * WHY don't landlords employ vacuum THERE are a lot of beaux who simply sweepers? * They're good collectors. will not tie. * ' # * # * # LOTS of silk stockings pugh,t to go a D AILIFFS ought to make lusty long way. They seem •to run buccaneers. They're for ever on rather well. the ivigh seize. * * * -.'"#. * * A. PARLIAMENTARIAN breaking TN this; age of hurtling wheels, there "long distance" speaking records is J is still a strong case for tne pedesno worse than a \ ' ' V • trian. It's generwoman m a tele- '■'-'■/ * ally made of oak. nhone booth. •? C ' * '.•-.*' * . * \ -ir^c r-'r~*\ T T nas often been SOME people are -„ : tf*± fes (Tj._! N^ J») wondered whegripped by small (^M y'tf) 4 'LV'J aXI *fZ tner Jt is possible things. Pinge-nez, V/#/^i VlTSS^^M^fe^ \° , make . .'marriage for example. '• CV*bEV tJ^tyftf^K fiVfflBWMMf tool-proof. A wiser * # ■ . V^^C^^^^^^-iy^^y^^^f step would be to CUBTRACTION is riP\ Wl- Wh\ '^ij^ig&z&k make fools mUI " 3. the man's part (*& ]/p \ ] (p) lU^**^ riage-proof. and attraction the , . * „ woman's. "CUN": "Should a Mayor m his robes A YOUNG man le- *' * "smoke a cigarette?" Anything^ 1 cently yf ent LATEST American that will keep a Mayor's mouth shut round Australia on definition of ais good. a. ™ oiw ~\ ]? c l e ' wallflower is a girl ~ ' Freedom from tne all dressed up and no place to glow, nihgtmore of looking for a parking * * * place made a new man of him. THE costs of breakages m city ' # # # restaurants run into thousands JF you want to. decide the height ot every year. -.Now we know where our extravagance, just ask the wiie to domestics go Avhen they leave us. stand up for a moment. DURGLARS often* follow ' out shop- UIGH-ELYERS on low-altitude wages *-> keepers' advice and "appropriate are Vbound to crash. • ff „ .. • v;i »'"*.* . b ■*''*' : • ' THOSE w-ho are told to take iron MODERN lambs- .which follow Mary A tonics often cut up rusty. *"■ need high-powered cars to keep ». * *■ «„,,+ pace With he?. "HUSTMEN come to blows." A fight ■m ■ ■ * * XJ over the Ashes. v • SOME broadcasting announcers take "' ; * * . * ... singing lessons. That accounts for CINGLE girls give serious thought to the tuneful "goo-o-ood-night." I marriage. So do married men.