Critic's Wink

NZ Truth, Issue 1206, 10 January 1929, Page 1

Critic's Wink

1 ARWOODENER! •■.■#.■■* '• # . WO Hammond eggs for;' breakfast these days. ■ ■ .'■: * . ' #:. :■ .- ,# ■ ■'•;... - THE Big Laugh: Ha-Ha -Hammond.' •*■ . # ".'•;■. # , ''.-.* ■"" '. : W7E can't kiss under the mistletoe, " but wattle do., for. the girls will do for the boys .. . ; .■'.'#.'# \ * ■■ ' CNGLISH Cricket' Helleven. c #: ' * .'•. THE Australian XL is rather : Testy ■■ "nowadays. THE little , things that count. "We • have seen them m- the statistician's office. VWOODFULL b fight. ■ :•■ ■•"■■■ '*. ; - ' . - *t ■'-■ ■ •-.' '„- ■' "CASHION'S new move." That means 4 absolutely nothing to us. * # ■■■.'..■*. "CUN": "Air Laws." Parliamentary / Standing Orders. * * # MONEY used to "talk" once; but m A Wellington it * "nonks" along- the streets. * « # "CUN": "Holidays Cost Money." Not if you are an M.P. ; MELBOMB CITY. « * * AUSTRALIAN knight says he was only offered one. drink while m America. One is usually enough over 1 there. * ■ . . ■ #- ' * VWOMAN'S Dress: Little— next to " nothing. * . ■ ■ *.■■.— ■# "MEWS": "Blind Justice." Wears her i^ scales over her eyes, we suppose. * # * A SLIP of a girl has caused many a man's downfall. * * * THE woman plays, and plays. * * * W7OMEN' patients often are- mere vanity cases. * # # MANY revue" jokes are like- patent Vi pencils — clumsy, and dull-pointed. "■ * * * DIE-CARTS: "Peas and good swill. I*# / • . /'EVENING POST" says conditions m China are so unbearable that residents are coming over here. If only they'd wait a. while the Chinese would dispatch them fast enough.