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NZ Truth, Issue 1205, 3 January 1929, Page 4

— The Critic V Wink — ''•"'■"■■ ■ ' — -'j i'tsUALLY the girl who takes a few A MAN doesn't mind being taken for '-' sly glasses gets, more than a few ■ a mug this weather. ' sly glances. • * . * * .*-..*.-".. * TNCOME tax is one thing the law of 1 "HE Second Jest. ■'■gravitation does not affect. '«■■■■•'-.. * *■ * * OCHOOLCHILDREN have been put- : -UEftsSTN «®l J^^afc t ' ng t * ie ' r money on a "poker*P«P?3% — ,k~ '^^^sk machine" at the sweet-shops. Our L*^f7 iJ-lil'' m -li^K^iS.?. ; art ' st fears this is only the beginning. (^^^^-S^i^^iy^J^^PPf A MAN named. Abel. has forgotten that iffM^V^V l^^mnYY^Y^^^^^l he has a credit balance of £213 m V^AJ^^^^S^BSas^^^^'^^ the bank. Cane needed. DHRASE m Advt.: "There's nothing THERE are two kinds of politicians * |i|< e leather." Except boarding- who don't understand the peoplehouse steak! those m Parliament, and those sutside! « " * * . * # # HASHTRALIA! ' PJUNEDIN "EVENING STAR" head- .»,.• * '* ' . ■ ■ ~ ing: "Dam Disaster." That's what WOODFULD-FIKLED. we all say. .*. - *■ * * * r* OYDER HAGGARD!, «wwj «*» ' TRUST any woman to make -a penny V fflfn Wffifmjmffi «_»_< ,'*■■■ * * ■ "CUN"- "Poultry That Pay." Those CTAN. BRUCE, Australia's Prime Mm- JS U ' r ; ised fro^ roosts m .the dark D -ister,- demanded of his hecklers: , raisea Trom "What is all your foolish noise about?" 0T tne moon. The noisy bunch might ask the same Auc * d „ Bt * rawb erry container question of politicians. N Auckland a B } r& ™ uvl ±i..._. n _ „ v # - - # # L is called a chip; m Wellington a TH . hid „ of o hiDno- is two inches box ! and m Christchurch a punne,. THIL. hide ot a hippo, is two mcn.es Dunedin they don't give a hoot 1 -thick. That's nothing compared to sSt\^B called as long as the full a politician's. # # measure is there! THEY'RE talking now of broadcast- ___b ._. * CTTISJ „„„- --1 ing thoughts. Here's a husband RICHARD -SUN -SET. receiving a telepathic message hroa;d- I * * cast by his wife whe*n the wood heap DARBERS who charge 2/- for a hairis low. cut are tin hair enthusiasts.