PEEPS AT THE PASSING SHOW

NZ Truth, Issue 1203, 20 December 1928, Page 6

PEEPS AT THE PASSING SHOW

-nuiiiMiiiMiiiuniiiiiiiiMJiiuiiiiiiuiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.iiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 01R JOSEPH RE- WARD -ED 1 . •■•'v •'■ . .* ' ■ 7* *' ■'# 7, .' ".'. ' DANJSTEVIRkE'S "E.A." Ran-some. • .'• •■'.'■■ •'.*-.'■: 7 :-..'-,.*■ : .'■ * '.'7 THE. best Way for a woman to keep a< .*•*■ "V-riian is to keep him off. #, v ■* ' V * TF SOME folk relied upon their wits, ■f- they'd find a terrible shortage of ready cash. 9 7 ; . * 7 , *' THE woman who wills ' often is the **■ .' woman who won't, VOTJ'RE assured of a warm welcome ■*■ m Tophet. # 7' 7 ■«-.' ..■ * AVIATION is;by ho 'means all plane ■ «■ sailing. : 7 DOT of four has received police sum- *-* mbns for playing football m a street. Understood that the daredevil rascal will plead for leniency on. the grounds that he was drunk at the time. .# '■-' ■::■■ # ■ ':# 7 ■'. . |U[ORE than four million letter... were "*** posted m Sydney m twelve days. Ahd still suspicious wives don't believe that typistes work. / # '■ ' - - ,#■ -v*'" A . COUNTRY paper says n local ** colonel, balls his house "The Nutshell." The- kernel m the nutshell. -:•'*-' ■*''■' ■*: » • "UONEST-T is the best policy," but -the door to the V;iults of the new Government\Savings Bank m Sydney weighs 30 t.ons!

"Politician

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiii],^ "ASHES" or hashes? •** # .'#.'.'■ . * DICK and shovel men are tearing up • city streets daily. Another Pick-a-dilly! # # * CYDNEY "EVENING NEWS": "At the English cricketers' 1 dinner Kippax drank ginger-beer." A cordial welcome. ' # . # ■. * DUNTERS at a. country course scooped the pool on a horse named Death. Stiff luck. # ..#••.■ ..#■■■'■... r\AILY paper heading: "Politician • ; Returns." 'How much? ■'■ ■.'■"#. - # # PABLED that an Englishman died ■ laughing at one of Harry 1 . Lauder's jokes. If he had been Scotch he would have got a "pass-out" check first. * ....#■.'■ # ''#■'. DOXING appears to be the only pro*7 fession nowadays m which the members are glad, to meet one another. tf #' .' ■ ■• V I ADY 7PAGET: "Skirts '■ will ■ remain longer , and continue to descend." To sink but of sight? CINCE 1922 .there hasbeen large m crease of German imports. yery Hun-satisfactory. .■-.*., ■•■'..« * .• ' v CUN: "Warm to Hot." Not a desarip- ■ tion of the modern flapper — merely a weather forecast.