The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1198, 15 November 1928, Page 1

The Critic

.pjOCT'OR; points out the danger to "^boxers of fighting with the mouth openi The real danger m this seems to be the danger of your opponent losing his punch! „ • ■ ■ '■ ■'#. ' ; . '. # ; •' ,»•-, '■ . . • A VISITOR observes that New Zea- ■ land crowds are quieter at night than those m European*. cities. That's because they do "most of their' shouting before six o'clock. ' ..-.#. ' '"■ * ' # DEPORTED that the, Fnothblowers ; have raised £ 60,000 for charity. Their slogan is that charity should begin at the nearest pub! • . .'■_■■ ; * .' , . *.:■•. •.■»•■• J ONDON editor complains that since : the war modern. novelists have be--gun to make the world safe for pornocracy. The shock troops of peace! ACTOR said: to have been dismissed for,- kissing too realistically. Gave top mu3h lip. . ■ ■...'.,:■* '' ' • - * ' i - TOR eight months a man has lived m Auckland on brown bread,, butter and tea. Evidently started 1 out on a "Be Kind to Animals Week" and mislaid the calendar! .■} ■..■'..

MOTHIi Nte'S^sac^ea ;>in Auskie. ; ohdp ■ ■•oy.erv tbere the .other; . day; W^s charged^ i stealing^ a^Vf^lib^an's baton^fi '"■.■■•Vj:; ; /-'-.-\..- v ".^ '*:.:. " ■■';. ..■■". ■-■. ■" •.: ■ •'■■•-•-. -'.v-v*;" y. •■'■■*;■.■ .; .. '•': . ■ ■•■ . W/HY do men's hats come off m the ■ lift?' To fan away the ladies' cigarette smoke! : ■' ;•• •■ . ■' * ■■' MUSSOLINI has been left a fortune. .The Duce! • / * '. * -• : ■■ • *■■ ', ' . THE £ does not go far these, days, ■*• yet it quickly gets out of sight; ■ ■■.•..<■ . *»:....'.■: :. *. :W7H ATEVER fashion >;may say , about ■ the cut of the skir.ti unemployed women are wearing them'longer. : . • ;■# .'.■ •; \ : ■■■..-' : ;:'. i # CUNDAY. is the day on' which you . get run over more often. rSOMAIN orators want the right, of free screech! r . '■' ' ; : ; ' ; . *■"■■■.-■ ■ .*•■■■'.'■ '"■ * ■ . ; DEPORTED that N.Z. man got a .bomb *^ through the post. His income-tax assessment, probably. . > / ■'.-.. # .- : *"•,; ■; ;#■■ .•:. .- J THREE times a dog: has tried to com-. A mit suicide. He led a dog's life, anyway. -

DABBITS eat out the country, and : tin hares make the city go broke.