The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1198, 15 November 1928, Page 1

The Critic

j/REISLER cut his finger with a razor last, week. Rag-time. .., • '■-

..'•■; ■■■'■'■■■ #. ' • , .' : * •■■.-:..#'. ' ■;. - .-■■ • NOW that they're trying alcohol for motor-fuel, ..we see a new line' of defence for pickled drivers. • •'',.'-.

'•■ ■ ..- ,'■ ■ "#: . ;/■ ••: : ' '■.*■.•■'■■ ■■>-.. - TN Europe they're trying, to 'ban A horse traffic at busy hours. So they auto. ■. " ; " "■''•

W7HEN does a paying guest become "a boarder? asks a. daily. We should think t he transformation occurs'about the same time as the kidney disappears from the steak-and-kldriey pie. ' ; ■'-.■• .■'■■■:•■•'•■■■■.."■■ ..-.• .-'. ■-: ■• •,.■#: • ' • ■*'-.. ' : #•■■/■.•■:•;. TP the average New Zealand girl were 1 satisfied with the face that God gave her, 'the chemist shops would close up. : - . . # ■■■'■.* ■ ■' ■„'.* ■ -'. .' :•■

W7HEN the supply, of lies'gets low,. we can always fall baqk .on the speeches m "Hansard." V ••;-,',: '- ' .

A BURGIiAR, .according to! a contem*T po'rary,,was "caught red-handeid m a lingerie shop." > Pink- handed; .we should say. '■/ :-''-.- ' ■ '.■ *' :••'.■'*•■".'■ ■ " •'...' * '. •. ■■•,;,

INSIDE history of , a wrest|ing rn^tch * : . >' :^': : / ':■»■.' : - : «■ ■ ■# i "' : ..- i : - '",-'* " '■."' tjtMißmipn -that -vthe .i.e^r^iper^o^.Qjeir* Socialipts.^, , ■ But Van i ordinary '• ■' ba tlii would ( ,haye scatter ed /them. V '■•'•.' : . : ; -' ; -'^- '*;•;■' '■■•■■ . .-.».: " : ■■'••.■■■" ! #.' ■•;;.• JT^ANK HURLEY'S new 'plane Avas 1 christeiiGd In- glnge'rbeer. the "Spirit, of Australia."! ."VVieTl', there's gas enough m that'to/nijak^; itrise. ■ '-.' " * ' •■".'•■ ':■[.. } '-# ■', " ' |yiORNIN(3 paper: "Hojvv to tell the iVI age of an egg. 1 ' Try it ,on a politician. ' '•■■'•'...'■ ' • ■ ■ .'■ ",... ■■_/• •■. .-.- •■' , )' • *.. ' • ._ , :■ THE n>dre 'rain* we get 'in tlie country „\ the sooner we shall be m out of the wet, so to speak. .' /■■ '. ': . ■■:'•■.» ''■ ■' :# •: ' , ••' ■" rASHION note: fit- is ; ;^important to note that trousers should be worn long." We intend to wear oiirs at least, another six months. - '•: ■•'• 1 * . . ■. a '■ ' .it: :

MAN accused of being drunk and falling about the street declared lie had ,taken only one lemonade. Fell on a soft' spot! ■. •-■■-•■•.'

QN sighting a good-lboking life-saver V ■ surfing flappers often get that sinking feeling. v ; ■ . i ■• . ' ■ *' "• ' ;; . : ■:-». ". ■" *. '■' •■; '. '. .rTNEMPLOTED' are the thin bread line of heroes! ' '