Don't You Agree?

NZ Truth, Issue 1197, 8 November 1928, Page 18

Don't You Agree?

THAT if marriages areV made - m ;■ •heaven, the groom pretty soon cpmesi down, to earth? i That the-art of living consists of knowing what to avoid ? ; That, if politics A rriake stran«e bedfellows, it's because they all li,ke the same bunk? . ... ■ . j jThat these hair-dyes are called fast , because, they run so quickly?! That nowadays we mostly get married m two lines and repent irt a' front-page Story? " '; That if women dress to fit their personality, some of them have mighty little personality? . , That when a man marries his stenographer; we know who's going to dictate m future? ..

Eerily; Effective ■ QNE Auckland business, man, after; a , : very, 'woozy , holiday at a beach, came' home m such a condition recently Uiat he; couldn't. find his. house. . J '... He clean J forgot.' the number, too, and it wasn't until a ;, friendly taxi-driver s^earche.d the directory that the gentleman was delivered home safe and .£>ouhd. ' "..'"."■. '..•:■■';'■ •' ■•■ ' ' •'■■'■: . He went away aefain..Jast..w.eekrend, but' thi's i" time" lie got home safely. ■ So that he- wouldn't forget the- number of. his house; he vuriscrewed it from the door and took it with liim. j

Moera Moves On ■ ; lyjOßßAhaS' its own- Ktjtle kind'ergarj - ten .now,-., and. the' toddlers whom mothers m the' workers' garden-suburb display with such pride as .products of the fresh-^air system will soon be learning- how to spell ■■"cat" and other essential words m t^e room§. ■ ppened last week by Lady Alice Fergusspn, - : Needless to say, the. clans gathered, the bagpipes skirled, and' friends Wilford and Strand were well to the -fore with^sweet little- speeches of appreciation of the kindergarten movement, the younger generation, themselves, and everything else remotely bearing on the subject. „ . ;-' ' ..' ;: . .-.._-, . • But the fact remains that! the kindergarten was well and truly opened and that the small folk of Moera are due for a very pleasant pre-school time under the capable an d sympathetic hands of Miss Riley, who has had' a long and successful experience of kindergarten work. ' . . ; " . . .--. , There was a tiny arranged by the children, and though none of them has ': been to a kindergarten before, everything went off very well. -■ - ! .-■'.....• The quaint items delighted Lady Alice, who was presented with a bouquet of pink' flowers by. somebody very small, very shy and -very charming.