The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1194, 18 October 1928, Page 1

The Critic

POMPLAINED that Sunday motorists ignore church. They aren't so kind to churchgoing pedestrians!' J DACHELOR judge is to marry. — j D That's the longest sentence he nas yet inflicted. . • ■'••■■.•'..■'■•. DUNAWAY rector wants his job ** back m England. If he had any chances, his running-away wrecked 'em. •■ ' ' ■ : '" ."'■■-•■■■•.■ ■ ■ I ' ■ # ' • *' ' . • ■ ■ ■ ! CSTHONIAN girl has lost-., her. : *-* memory. — If she forgot to wear all her clothes, she isn't forgetful— just modern.

PASHION'S dictates are puzzling * women. ShalT they be fat or lean? — If they'll !- stop leaning on our banking accounts, we don't mind. .■'*■■ •' .'■ '* : . *. "JUDGE comments on wife's value." J — If *she is one of the stay-at-home sort, she's worth her weight m gold. . .■ ■ ;■■•.•■■■•.. •■ . '# .. ' ' ■■■'•'• . ; • TN Spain, "pirating" girls . s is punishl able by gaol. In New Zealand it is punishable by much expenditure on petrol, chocolates and pretty presents. THE New South Wales "Wets" put * the end m Referend-'em. ' .*. .. . ~'".» .■■■ • .-* ' ■■''. ; ■ "CLEEPERS removed." — News item *** from India: New Zealand handles 'em more politely. They are allo\ved to ■'"'■ slumber on m the Legislative Council. ■■".'..■ . '■■/.'■ ■ -.''■. •"\ ".-. >■ ■■ ; ; • ■'■'■■'•.■'. ••.' pRIDAT night for bargains. *■• (Bar-^ainsJ .