Pungent Pars

NZ Truth, Issue 1191, 27 September 1928, Page 1

Pungent Pars

"fOOLi proof." — The young man who * refuses to marry. * . * * "fYNE glance at the color is enough," says an advertisement. — You can then tell if she's a flapper, middleaged, or just a flapper-grandmother. * .. * * pURRENT prices— the electric light bill. * • *.- LADY HEADLEY complains that the' world is too noisy. We'll have our politicians removed. * #' • A NEWSPAPER reports, "Mrs. kissed her sister, Mr. ." His cousin, a girlish young boy, turned round and embraced heir maiden uncle, we presume. , , • ..#•■'•. #. "POWERFUL pools grabbed larga ■*■ blocks of shares on the New York exchange!" — The little investor will get splashed. «■- * * DEGARDING Parliament, a. writer A^ notes, "dullness gently lulled the House to rest." — A change from election times when some candidates are "rocked" to sleep — or should, be! ■''■■■'* . * ■ # "LIE fell m love with a peach." Only 11 to find that Fate had handed him j a lemon? . '