Pungent Pars

NZ Truth, Issue 1183, 2 August 1928, Page 1

Pungent Pars

"DETURNED soldiers are marrying ** at a faster rate," says a statist. Can't accustom themselves to a state of peace? # * • * PUNTERS get experience bit 'by bet. r ■#••■•.• ■#- * ■■•■ ALPHABET of distress: S.O.S.— **• LO.U. * #.._.*■ IN, these crime waves the , C.I.D. suffers from rumor tism. . #■-.*' ■ * "CPIRITS have a tremendous effect for good guidance m pur lives," Con'ari Doyle. " >He' ought tq see some Jilokes -being: guided home by 'em, J . ' •

THE Bridge of Says. *■# ' # • OAID the Man m the Street, "I wish you would, say what the dickens a fellow can turn to to-day. I've tramped thro' the bush, till I've coma on my feet; but I can't find a job," said the Man m the Street. "I listen to tales of these men who can win; who can get the 'good oil,' and then get a spin. But always my 'moke' must have lead ori his feet, for he whips m the field," said the Man m. the Street.

"I can hear of the bribes that are flying about, but I never get bribed— not so much as a shout. They tell me that thousands are paid for a seat. I'll sell out for a toob," said the Man m the Street.