Too Polite •WHY di.d.n't you tell the court " that before?" asked prosecuting counsel. "Wasn't asked," replied the witness, calmly. "Oh, I see — manners to wait till you're asked, eh?" remarked coun-. set. - ■ ' ,:' Illlllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli
On The Ice? MAGISTRATE: "Do you want to *"* ask the constable any more questions?" , . Aggrieved, prisoner, who has •pent five minutes firing questions without effect: "Yes! Where is the bottle of beer I had?" Constable, sweetly: "It's at the • station, waiting for you." 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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NZ Truth, Issue 1181, 19 July 1928, Page 7
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77Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 NZ Truth, Issue 1181, 19 July 1928, Page 7
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