The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1180, 12 July 1928, Page 1

The Critic

A POLICEMAN thinks that his baton *• ' is' a stunning idea. 11/ JEN should be \vell off before, they * are »n^arried,'--'says.>. ;^.'''la(jy-';?tsrJpi^ef.. nOCTOR- states that deafness naturally follows present influenza attacks. Married men say there is a bright side to everything. . THE difference between a barber and , a razor gangster is that the barber puts on a little antiseptic afterwards. * # '. #■■'■■.. TEWS are being refused one- day motor J insurance policies, says a cable. Goodness nose why. ## " # T OT of flappers wouldn't put up with *-* getting bored at home if they didn't get board, too. *# « ~ A WOMAN declares that a man called **. at her door m broad daylight and asked her to give him airHhe money she had. Police 'should search for aman who looks like a rent collector. # *. ■ •* DEPORTED that "The Austral-Scot- * tish tourists have scattered." Someone probably started to take up a collection.

WHEN our artist drew this sketch of yv a football match we told him/he'd forgotten to put m the ball, but he reckoned it was the All Blacks v. Springboks, so we had to let him leave the' ball--' .out.' "MEWS" cable: "Hunt For Oil— ' Italy's Prospects." Castor-ojl. ## . # \iIE like to hear of promising youth, but it's nice to hear of their paying cash. ... # • # . .# THOSE m the swim should observe the risk of finding themselves on the rocks. ' # # t .#.--■. ; • pAN it be true that "Chinese executioners are off their heads? ## * ■ A WOMAN is as old as she looks before breakfast. # * # TF you were m Iceland, money would still burn holes m youi- pockets. # # # COME folk m bathing togs have an v awful hide. '• ... ' # # *

RAZOR GANGSTER'S WEDDING. * ...•■■:■# A LOT of girls have too much n lip(stick). ■' .* '• * .'". '• * TTHE man 'aftei- a woman's own heart may not really want it. .'.■"■ .■•'*'•. - * * ■ HANCINd season— all feet to -the ■■-'„ pumps. . - ANYHOW, kissing Is an argument m which one always has the right of reply.