The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1178, 28 June 1928, Page 1

The Critic

.'■- t- '■ r f-"pLEURO-PNEUMONIA. Regulations . ', must be complied with." Minister's new wheeze. . * . # .■: * . "LJERAL/D" ad.— "Younsr English lady, 28 years, wishes to meet English gentleman, same age, new arrival.' Pom -Pom! * . .*■ . * "TAAIDY PAPER": "Are they storemen ■' y or butchers— the skin and hide workers?" After this morning's chop, we guess butchers. * * -.-*•■.■;■ jV/JELBOURNE man "confessed" last iVA week to a murder that hacl never been committed, says a daily. It greatly surprises us to hear- from Melbourne of a murder that wasn't committed. ■■#'.' # ■ * AMERICA has discovered a new ex- ** plosive. If \Ve can't >aye peace, we'll have pieces* ..■■*■ --* \ * T ORD DALZIEL, _ who introduced k taxi-cabs to London, has left his widow over £2,000,000. Fare-dwell.

MEMBERS of the Scots' delegation I "* from Australia were invited the other day to a British brewery. Picture shows delegates wondering whether they should accept. ■''.*. *' v * PARISIAN ladies ■ are -wearing tiny tortoises on -their wrists. Tortoisehell. . ■ '■■... *■."■'.# . * "TF Queen Elizabeth came to life" conjectures a writer on modern civilization. Would Sir -Walter rally? , "■ # * . ' * r\RINK is something more than a matter of taste. « * # TT'S a wonder New Zealanders stand ■*■ for Parliament. , ##. ■ # T EijAL. tender has.no reference to a " lawyer making ,out his bill. «■ • ' ■ /* -._-.. r *. IT'S the greybeards who put Pa into Parliament. . * , ■ *: ■' '■ -* ■■■ '■ ■ " "VT Z. HERALD" (Auckland): "City A>l * rates higher." This is not m reference to the Council's intelligence. PHAMPAQNE poured on flames In ■ London fire. The fire must : have been well lit. : ' ; ;