The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1175, 7 June 1928, Page 1

The Critic

MAN took a daily newspaper to the ■ Pole. Carrying a joke too far. • * * J*SON"r wonder why some new carowners hold their noses m the airi Snubbers. . , • # •• A GIRL who is tight is often loose. * # # TT is well to buy thermometers' m 1 winter. They rise m summer. • * * FAT financiers are a solid majority. . # # # TT- •is better to have drunk and died ■*• than never to have drunk at all— they say m America. •■ # ♦

MEW eyebrow treatment takes a lot ™ of pluck. . ' / - -. " '# . # * • A CLEAN getaway. The man who ** didh't pay for' his shave. ♦ -# ■ * A QUESTION for af ternobn tea hostesses or the victims of footpads: One lump or two? . * * • •THE, way of modern love points m *• '■ the-direction of the divorce court. : . . # * . * ■ A: MAN won his wife on a Tbet. Who won? . ■i •• • ' * * ■ . "THE bonds of matrimony are elastic A says an English journal.. Yes; and most of it appears m the bride's trousseau. '.'■■"•