Passing Show

NZ Truth, Issue 1148, 1 December 1927, Page 1

Passing Show

Si'i ii iii 1 1 1 > 1 1 1 ii 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ti 1 1 1 ii 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 it 1 1 1 1 mi 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ■ 1 1 1 1 1 nil 1 1 1 1 rii vi > 1 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 jiti■ 1 1 tW THE Gordon High-handen. ■ ■■. . "■■'- 'f- :• ■ •■,-.'* ' •■■■:.'■■■ .;♦'.' ' •■' ' '.' MADAME" ALDA thought the Australian concert halls were no hotter than an ipe box. Yet, she couldn't keep cool! * ■ . • -■■:■• A MAN who thinks there is nothing to touch him, should try and cross an intersection between'' s' and 6. •■• ; • ; # i ■;. ■■ • TRUTH is stranger than fiction and sometimes more interesting. ' • • • '' THE only thing some punterjs have after a race meeting is, their temper. > ' • '# • TF prophets are without honor 'm their own country there is no reason for them to come out here to tell fortunes. # • • ,A GILE people are simply' dying to "■ jump across the street m front of motor-cars. ' * TUN of the fare. Seems to be more the, fun of the tramway authorities. *•* . • "WOMEN'S seminary shelters de- ** serters." That's nothing, women are rather fond of cocktails. ** ' • THERE is nothing either good or .bad, A but drinking malces it so. •' * * THE present Government hasn't the * staying power. • • , * all.' " # * * COCIETY SENSATION — Tales of v Un(d)rest. - .-■••' .■' • ■ ■••.■■ T ICENSING BILGE.' ' .. '•..' '.'.#■ .-. • THERE'S less time now : for . burning the candle at both ends. '■ # * . '• DECENT disclosures show .there's a lot of palm-oil used m America. MINERS are always blasting somem thing. , : ■, • V .; •■■■•• • - ■■■■■* . " " C YMPATHY Is little ;more than a syrithetic product with later opportunities as its "objective.; v ■ : \- \ .•' ;••• , * .. • _■. a ' . POLITICIANS are often offended because someone calls them liars. None so' self-conscious as they who realize theix- own shortcomings. :' • . ' ' • ' ■ ,. ' ■ #■ '■ ' "# " ' v - . ■ THE trail of divorce is littered witft , ■ wreckage. / ; .. , ■*. "■■ : ' *■■ >. :■ .*. ': •■' : COME wives are often, up m arms— — another man's. ' v •: ■-.•:.' > ..'. • # ' • FREE beers need no recommendation. TP 1927 is anything to go on, Eve was surprisingly well-dressed. ■■_■' • YOUTH is again on the racquet. I # -.-#,.■• ;■.*" ■ ' ,' THE flower of bliss is oft-times A choked by the weed of deception. •■•■#■•-•■ ■■*..■'; *. ■'■ ; - '„.•■■'. 'A CA^T is glad that automobiles have .only four , wheels. With sixwheeled cars,' a cat's nine lives wouldn't be worth living. . ; . / .■ ,■' ■. # ' ■' ':#■-•' ";'-.' ■ *■:' ■■•:;. ':' . W/HY do naval men always dine m "'■ a mess? '#•.■■;■■ ••. * ■;■;: . / #■■•■ . .. ••*'■: ,CHOULD a woman tell? Tell what? p ■. ■■■.■ .';#/ '/y: # ■....': ■*..:• •.:•/■ '.-. '. THE Russian steam-roller is, flattenr * Ing British influence m China. ■I. ■■'■*■■'■ ■'■'■■ • * .-•■■ *'. -,- ; ■;.>.. ■jIVIUSSQIiINrS sabre must be getting rusty, i It hasn't rattled lately. •■' ■"■■-•*: '.;•-■*■■.■"'* - .■':■' "' '■■ WE wondir whether chemists are given a dose of their own medicine? ■■-••■■'■ ■ ' '._.-._;•• ■'•■-.,, '-. ■ TP intoxicated motorists were onlyN '■*■'. content ' to kill time it not be so bad. . .» : ■•■'■.

RIP^VAN WINKLE ,has a lot of descendants ;in the House. .-. ' • ■ • . ' ■ • ' .■•■ ■

A Lli that glitters is not cola cream/ ' '■"■ \' ■■ . ■•■•■■•■"■'•■" • '■■ •■■»' ■■■•' •;, TRUBVlove^ver dyes. , DROFIT seems to: cc without honor .m this country. n ■■■•■.' .■ *.-..■•-.• v - "\] .THING of '* duty is ajaV forever," saith. t^e list.