Passing Show

NZ Truth, Issue 1145, 10 November 1927, Page 1

Passing Show

TOP of the morning, Mr. Sidey.

T K. SIDEY, seems to have taken, time by. the ■alarm-clock, i V\ ■ . • ■#•' ■'. ■■■■•• * ■'■. #"■; •" ; < : \- WHERE there is a will there is often • a wont. ■ -. WHEN we sajj-her face melted into a smile we •! often mean her complexion. ■ -.'•■■■- ■■ *■•■..■ ■ # . . • # . ■ : " | HELIGHT: SAYING. . U ' #/.'..# ■■.:.;'*■' " TT is no good trying to burn the candle at both ends when Sidey is abouf. '■gHOULD women be athletes?" Most decidedly; a miss is as good as a mile. '''.■'. , EVILi beer, to ■ him 'who . evil sinketh. ■■ ':'"■ '■■ *' : ■ .■*'■■:" '. J -V.* .■'■- '•' ' % - TF the aviator contemplating crossing. .. the Tasmani on his birthday succeeds,, we shall wish him many happy returns. '"■ ' ' ; ■■■'.■ /.#•■■ ;■• # ■ .;,:',*'■ , ■ .!■ • PEDESTRIANS are talcing. a : tumble to these reckless motorists. ' I*'"-'*"'"'*'-, }: f.'Pd'LiF' a questions of temperament." For instance, a tongue-tied man could never hope to play properly. ; ■: • \ ■ #, • . ■■■•#-■ ■ ■ . # ;..■-_: ' TF a man drinks a lot he certainly has to pay for it sooner or later. #■ '■•.-# :'■ ,••#';.■ \ STRANGE cat is like a ■ woman . **' It is hard to keep. . ' '.' ■.-..<•• ■ : '.*'•• ..'•*■.■ * ! " VWHEN you are asked your full name, '■ . reply 'that you always have . the same name when- -you -are sober. -W7HEN the. wife kisses her husband it ' v is often' because she is more suspicious than loving. . ■ ■#.'-:■ .#.. •'. ;*. ■■■■•' ANE touch of nature is inclined to make the whole world sin. ' ■ ■'• -, 1 ; #.' . ■■; *■■■■■ . "■-. •-" ..'■'■'■ A FOOIj and his honey are soon ■ parted. :■ ■ .• ■;# ■. ■#■ . v •* AN actress has to mind her he's arid . ■'•. . , ' . ■..',".*■ ' * ' THE man who said that figures do riot ■ lie ought to take a trip to the beaches once m a /while. ' . # ■■■■;■*■:. . # ' ./. . "THE country: press. The.'mor,e paste • the less ; heed. ;■ ' . '.■■'• ; # "... -.#■•■■■# WHERE- there 'is a will there is, a ■.■V'-ifray. ■■ ' ■ V-;- • '' ■ " ' ''•'■>':" • , ■ ' •:. ■■#.■ .■■..' _ '#'„ • ;,': „'-.- #-^ _ ■-/ . ; THE wages of gin is breath; . /. ; •;-. #: ..■ #-,•■-•■■. .';■:.# ' -y ■;■ LIB may /help him who helps himself '^*. but' he, only helps him 'who has helped himself to go. to gaol.: . • ' '.'. ■„;■.* . . ."*:■■.. ',- : . '■'■* ■ $", '. ■'■■ "DURGLAR returns stolen jewellery." Quite naturally, .he believed, m Daylight, Saving arid was n^erely putting the clocks back. '-.-/. T. X; SIDEY should take on manipuI \ lative surgery seeing that he has altered so many dials this month. ;.; '■';■;*/ . '■# ■■ '■• ■#■ .■;• . "A THING is worth trying once. . ." ■ Personally we are not prone to experimental suicide. .!.■'