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NZ Truth, Issue 138, 8 February 1908, Page 5

A P.etone.patson terms a racecourse "A sink .of liniquiity.-" The -difference .between -it .an»\his ehiaioh is I_--t the •latter sis j& sinks of hypocrisy iam a f«6t_witor, ?: !iysw!iiße a TBush -3ajrt_3t, s? iahd, at times, a Wesl^yan "4>y " writes a :-pfil. I _»aye <tra veiled .a ■iew-fSniles. -and also 'mixed amongst Scotchmen. On Wednesday _no*_ing <we€& I was a -passenger on citr No. ,S item the Opera .House corner to iihe Tianaw.itfc . -tation. Tho 'car -topped, as usual, opposite .the >Rnst Oface. A well-dressed individual put a portmiinteau and sundry etc., on the platform of the oar, and said. to the conductor : "Just put these oft -at ,-the Government railway station." The conductor said, "Aren'.t ■.vptt.com4ng, too?" The reply wars, i: No ; I am going to walk." The cur v.-e;it "ping, ping," and we were cfi. I asked the conductor, "What .are you going to do with that stuff? 'Why don't <ybu kick it overboard V H« winked, and replied, "No ; I know a i -game worth two of "that. 'I am srning to -put it m our parcels office opposite the Government .Railway station. It will cost that party iw«v nence to get it out, and he j^jKt - - »:-fc it before 9 a.m." The Tiarty is ?nn'bably looking for his property vei. If he sees this -he will know where it is now lodffing. rphe -conductor said, finally, "There might =be some trouble over this. Would you )iml--1t Rive me your name -and addr>sj, sir r*»