CHRISTCHURCH COVES.

NZ Truth, Issue 76, 1 December 1906, Page 5

CHRISTCHURCH COVES.

(Son-in-law oE Dear, Dead, Digger D.ick). He's a hurrible follower of the Lord, ; . but rides a bike for e"a"se; if he had to live 111* , Jesus he'd snort .. and sriarl arid sneeze-.' Wise man— he's got a better lurk, he wealed sweet Miss Seddori, Bright golden - haired— and golden pursed— she's, riot a bit a dead .'tin.

(Well-known Chrisftchurch Solicitor). When Smithfield fires burned priests and such, They macte hot coke of Granmer ; But duck and dodge before you wake •The fire iMt lurkspn Hanmer.

<$t. P«tsr-'fs Ghurph, Obristehui-Qh).. This gentleman's a parson, though he does not look the part. He's got whiskers on his eyebrows but he owns a, tender heart ; the "Prus'byteryuns," dour are they, and little licence give, But Mac don't, doubt another man's quite equal right to live.

He's strict and stern and always quite^ devoted to his duty • I3ut his very dearest enemy could not call this trap a beauty. He put a Woke m gaol for "six" for calling; him four eyed ; He owns a ponderous belly— makes 6a£ woflder what 'a inside.