"Did yon tell that young man of yours I that I intend turning off the gas at 12 1 o’clock every night in future?” "Yes, pa.” “Well, what did he say to that?” '■Said he’d come at 5 past 10.” Pat was in the museum looking at a copy of the "Winged Victory.” "And what may ye call that?” he asked an attendant. "That is a statue of Victory, sir,” was the answer. Pat surveyed the headless and armless statue with renewed interest. "Victory, is it?" ho said. "Then, hegor, I’d like to see the other fellow.” Fair Worshipper—What is that sad, sad air you’re playing, professor? The Professor —Dat iss Beethoven’s 'Fareweil to the Piano.” T see dose instalment people coming mit dor van.
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New Zealand Times, Volume XXXVII, Issue 8343, 1 February 1913, Page 9
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125Untitled New Zealand Times, Volume XXXVII, Issue 8343, 1 February 1913, Page 9
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