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New Zealand Times, Volume XXXII, Issue 5197, 17 November 1877, Page 2 (Supplement)

Scene.— OHico of the New York Exterminates Night editor to eub : “ Have you finished thatßagusa despatch'yet P" “Yes, sir; made the' Turks advance on Krajanapolicz."- ‘‘All right; then write a Vienna despatch that Nicsic was only revictualled after great carnage.” “ Scott 1 must I rovictual that place again?” . , J,''AHniON seems to have more to answer for than I imagined. ;. The Bov. Mr. Bobbins explained recently at Holy Trinity Church, Windsor, that the reason ho had so few lady communicants was that the present fashion in' dress caused them to be tied back so tightly that they could not possibly kneel at the altar vails. - A Moioion trigamist who couldn’t persuade a widow to become his fourth wife sent his N0..2 to plead for him, The widow, with some surprise, asked the woman if she really wanted her to accept. “Well,” said the second: wife, “I don’t wish Mr.-—-to take any more wives, but I do so hate and detest his No. 3 that I would do, anything that would plague her, and so i want you’to come.” :

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