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New Zealand Times, Volume XXX, Issue 4589, 4 December 1875, Page 3

Suiie to produce short crops—The harbor’s shears. Grave sentiments are best expressed on tombstones. Wav is the sun like a good loaf ?—Because it’s light when it rises. A man who spits in a railroad car cannot expcc-to-ißto as a gentleman.—Boston Traveller. An artist of the pencil at Fort Edward, by the name of Chimney, is said to draw well. One who can always get broad when he kneads it —A baker. ... Speaking of the round world, much can be said on belli sides. When is a little girl s arm like an animal ?—When it is a little bear (bare). Why is a lady at a ball like an arrow f—Because she can’t go off without a bean, and is in a quiver till she gets one. J & S, BAELOW’S PEICB LIST FOE SATUEDAY. New Potatoes, Kidneys, Bd. Gooseberries, 6d. Strawberries, 2s. Asparagus, Bd. Rhubarb, Is. Cherries, Is. Gd. Cucumbers, Is. Cd Peas, 2s. J. k S. BAELOW, People’s Fruit Mart.