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New Zealand Times, Volume XXX, Issue 4571, 13 November 1875, Page 2 (Supplement)

There is nothin/? that will set the tide of grief welling up in a widower’s bosom quicker than the 1 appearance of a fresh rift alongside the old patch in I his trousers.— Brooklyn Argus. 1 That Detroit judge propounded an awful conundrum the other day. Said he: “If Christopher Columbus had got drunk on the morning he was to sail for America, and had been led to the stationhouse, where would America have been to-day ? ” He held the old shirt up by the neck before discarding it for ever, but he wasn’t mourning for the garment. Ho only said thusly : “ I wish I had all the drinks again that have gone through that old neckband ! ” A Missouri divine left the Lord’s vineyard to be a clown in a circus. His reasons were that three square meals a day and fifty dollars per week are better than four hundred dollars per year, payable in dried apples, hay, and old clothes.— Marshall Messenger. There is a good joke on a school professor in Paris, 111. In the summer he went to Chicago to attend some sort of an educational meeting, and retiring for the night he found that the room was rather close, and had Ills room-mate get up to open the window; he found the window but could not raise it, so the professor told him to knock a pane out; he did so and returned to bed. The Professor concluded that the room was still too close to suit him, so he got up and kicked out another pane of glass, and said, “ That feels more comfortable,” and went to bed and enjoyed the well-ventilated room. On getting up in the morning they discovered that they had smashed the glass in the door of a bookcase. Advice to Mothers ! —Are you broken in your rest by a sick child suffering with the pain of cutting teeth? Go at once to a chemist and get a bottle of Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup. It will relieve the poor sufferer immediately. It is perfectly harmless and pleasant to taste, it produces natural, quiet sleep, by relieving the child from pain, and the little cherub awakes “as bright as a button.” It soothes the child, it softens the gums, allays all pain, relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and is the best known remedy for dysentery and diarrhcea, whether arising from teething or other causes. Sold everywhere at Is. lid. per bottle. Manufactory 493 Oxford-street, London— [Advt. Floiuline I—For the Teeth and Breath.—A few drops of the liquid “ Floriline,” sprinkled on a net tooth-brush, produce a pleasant lather, which thoroughly cleanses the teeth from all parasites or Impurities, hardens the gums, prevents tartar, stops decay, gives to the teeth a peculiarly pearlywhiteness, and a delightful fragrance to the breath. It removes all unpleasant odour arising from decayed teeth or tobacco smoko. “The Fragrant Floriline,” being composed in part of Honey and sweet herbs, is delicious to the taste, and the greatest toilet discovery of the age. Sold everywhere at 2s. Cd. Prepared by Henry C. Gallup, 493 Oxford-street, London. — [Advt.] Publications. 'JpHE WELLINGTON ALMANACK, AND WEST COAST, WANGANUI, & WAIRARAPA DIRECTORY FOR 1876. WILL BE PUBLISHED EARLY IN DECEMBER. Twenty-second Year of Publication. % The Proprietors would take this opportunity of returning their sincere thanks to their patrons and the public generally for the liberal patronage bestowed upon this work, os well as the high encomiums they have been pleased to pass upon its merits, and bog to assure them that its increasing popularity will be a further inducement to spare neither expense nor trouble in its preparation, and that the WELLINGTON ALMANACK FOR IS7C will bo found to be one of the best publications of the kind in the colony. Orders for the insertion of advertisements and copies of the Almanack should be forwarded to the oflice of the New Zealand Times Company without delay, as the work will be published early in December. TERMS FOR ADVERTISING : Full Page, 20s. Half Page, 10s. Quarter Page, ss. HIUSTMAS SUPPLEMENT TO THE NEW ZEALAND MAIL. With the number of the New Zealand Mail for SATURDAY, December 25. 1875 (Christmas Day), will be issued a SUPPLEMENT, containing a series of Colonial Tales and Original Poetry, by “ The Intelligent Vagrant." The tales will be under the title VERY LOW LIFE, and will comprise the following : A QUEER MEETING HOW I DID NOT GO HOME NUGGETTY NED GOOD NEWS FROM HOME A PRETTY PARENT UNPLEASANT FOR ALL PARTIES, THE POETRY Will include— A Christmas Hymn ’Tis a leaf that reminds me I love The Night Wind in the Forest Death of the Castaway, And other pieces. The Supplement will be issued with the ordinary edition of the Mail free to subscribers. To non-subscribers the price of the Mail and Supplement for December 25 will bo One Shilling. As the Supplement will bo sent to press early in Christmas week, agents are requested to forward their orders for extra copies not later than SATURDAY, ISth December. Medical--6 i JpOK THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE ” CLARKE'S WORLD FAMED BLOOD MIXTURE. Trade Mark—“ Blood Mixture." THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER &. RESTORER For cleansing and clearing the blood from all impurities, cannot be too highly recommended. For Scrofula, Scurvy, Skin Diseases, and Sores of all kinds, it is a never failing and permanent cure. It Cures old Sores. Cures Ulcerated Sores on the Neck. Cures Ulcerated Sore Legs. Cures Blackheads, or Pimples on the Face, Cures Scurvy Sores. Cures Cancerous Ulcers. Cures Blood and Skin Diseases. Cures Glandular Swellings. Clears the Blood from all impure Matter, From whatever cause arising. As this mixture is pleasant to the taste, and war ranted free from anything injurious to the most doll cato constitution of either sex, the Proprietor solicits sufferers to give it a trial to test its value. THOUSANDS OF TESTIMONIALS FROM ALL PARTS. Sold in Bottles, 2s. Gd. each, and in Cases, containing six times the quantity, 11s. each—sufficient to effect a permanent cure in the great majority of longstanding cases BY ALL CHEMISTS and PATENT MEDICINE VENDORS throughout the world. Solo Proprietor: F. J. CLARKE. Chemist, APOTHECARIES’ HALL, LINCOLN, ENGLAND Agknts : KEMPTHORNE, PROSSER, AND CO., Dunedin and Auckland. NEVER-FAILING REMEDY. DR. SCOTT’S BILIOUS and LIVER PILLS, prepared without any mercurial ingredient, will be found invaluable to all who suffer from bilious and liver complaints, indigestion, wind, spasms, giddiness, dizziness of .the eyes, and many other symptoms which none but a sufferer can describe. For habitual cos tiveness, as a family aperient medicine, and as a purifier of the blood, they are unequalled ; mild in their operation, and grateful to the stomach : they create appetite, promote digestion, and strengthen the whole nervous system. Prepared only by W. LAMBERT, la, Veroi street, London, W., England. In boxes. Is. Ijd. and 2s. 9d. Sold by all Chemists. Important Caution. — Be sure to ask for “ Dr. Scott’s Bilious and Liver Pills.” If you ask for “Scott’s Pills” you willgotquitcadiffereht medicine ; if you ask for “Bilious and Liver Pills,” you will get a spurious compound, which, if taken, will not have the bonelicial effects. The genuine are in a square green package, and must have the name and address “WILLIAM LAMBERT, S, King William-street, Charing Cross,” engraved on the Government Stamp. It frequently occurs that druggists impose on their customers a “Scott’s Pill,” in an oval box, which is quite a different medicine, and causes much disappointment, as their medicinal effects are so opposite, therefore, see you get what you ask for, namely, “ Dr. Scott’s Bilious and Liver Pills.” Wholesalale Agents: Messrs, FRENCH, KEMPTHORNE, AND CO., DUNEDIN Local Agents Wanted. HOOD’S CORN SOLVENT. -Tho only effectual cure. Sold by all chemists; price, 2s. Cd. Testimonials on application. KEMPTHORNE. PROSSER & CO., Wholesale Agents, Dunedin and Auckland. ONE BOX OF CLARKE’S B 41 PILLS is warranted to cure all discharges from the Urinary Organs in either sox, acquired or constitutional. Gravel and Pains in the Buck. Sold in Boxes, 4s. Cd. each, by all Chemists and Patent Medicine Vendors. Sole Proprietor: F. J. CLARKE, APOTHECARIES’ HALL, LINCOLN, ENGLAND. Agents : KEMPTHORNE, PROSSER, AND CO., Dunkdin and Auckland.