MR. MALONY’S ACCOUNT OF THE BALL GIVEN TO THE NEPAULESE AMBASSADOR BY THE PENINSULAR AND ORIENTAL COMPANY.

New Zealand Spectator and Cook's Strait Guardian, Volume VII, Issue 566, 4 January 1851, Page 2

MR. MALONY’S ACCOUNT OF THE BALL GIVEN TO THE NEPAULESE AMBASSADOR BY THE PENINSULAR AND ORIENTAL COMPANY.

[From Punch.] O will ye choose to hear the news, Bedad I cannot pass it o’er ; I’ll tell you all about the Ball To the Naypaulase Ambassador. Begor ! this fete all balls does bate At which I worn a pump, and I were relate the splenthor great Of th’ Oriental Company. These men of sinse, despoised expinse, To fete these black Achilleses. “ We’ll show the blacks,” says they, “Almack’s “ And take the rooms at Willis’s.” ’ With flags and shawls, for these Nepauls -They hung the rooms of Willis up, ’ Ami decked the walls, ami stairs, ami Lails

And Jullicn’s band, it tuck its stand, j So sweetly in the middle there, | And soft bassoons played heavenly chunes, | And violins did fiddle there. j And when the Coort was tired of spoort, i j " I’d lave you, boys, to think there was, I A nate buffet before them set, ’ | Where lashins of good dhrink there was ! j At 10 before the ball-room door, | His moighty Excellency was, j He smoiled and bowed to all the crowd, So gorgeous and immense he was. £ His dusky shuit, sublime and mute, Into the door-way followed him ; And O the noise, of the blackguard boys, | As they hurrood and hollowed him 1 | The noble Chair,* stud at the stair, | And bade the dthrums to thump; and he | Did thus evince, to that Black Prince, _ g The welcome of his Company. O fair the girls, and rich the curls, | And bricht the oys. you saw there, was; And. fixed each oye, ye there could spoi, .. | On Gineral Jung Bahawther, was ! This Gineral great, then tuck his sate, With all the other ginerals t (Bedad his troat, his belt, his coat, All bleezed with, precious minerals): | And as he there, with princely air, Recloinin on his cushion was, | All round about his Royal Chair, The squeezin and the pushin was. O Pat, such girls, such Jukes, and Earls, Such fashion and nobilitee 1 Just think of Tim, and fancy him, Amidst the hoigh gentility 1 There was Lord De L’Huys, and the Portygeese Ministher and his lady there, And 1 reckonised, with much surprise, Our messmate, Bob O’Grady, there; There was Baroness Brunow, that looked like ' And Baroness Rehausen there, [Juno, J And Countess Roullier, that looked peculiar j Well, in her robes of gauze in there. There was Lord Crowhurst (1 knew him first, When only Mr. Pips he was), And Mick O’Toole, the great big fool, That after supper tipsy was. There was Lord Fingal!, and his ladies all, And Lords Killeen and Dufferin, And Paddy Fife, and his fat wife; 1 wondther how he could stuff her ip.. There was Lord Belfast, that by me past. That seemed to ask how should I go there ? And the Widow Macrae, and Lord A. Hay, And the Marchioness of Sligo there. Yes, Jukesand Earls, and diamonds and pearls, And pretty girls, was spoorting there ; And some besides (the rogues 1) I spied, Behind the windies, coorting there. O, there's one I know, bedad would show As beautiful as any there, And I’d like to hear the pipers blow, And shake a fut with Fanny there !

* James Matheson, Esq., to whom, and the Board of Directors of the Peninsular and Oriental Company, I, Timotheus Malony, late stoker on board the Iberia, the Lady Mary Wood, the Tagus, and the Oriental steam ships, humbly dedicate this production of my grateful muse.