Lord Fitzboodle just out from Home to do New Zealand on his bike. Starts out froni Wellington on Christmas Day to cycle through to Auckland. " Beware of the Animals 1" " Great Sect ! and to think I've left my gun at the Royal Oak. Here's a pretty fix !"
" Well, I used to splint a Lit at Oxford. Here's foi it."
Confound this awful gorse. This ferocious buffalo wilF surely get me now."
Tommy Perkins, aged ei«ht, takes possession of the wild animal. Fitz boodle : " What's that, my little man 9 Youi Pet Calf ° Well, I ne^ er "
THE TOURIST'S MISADVENTURES.
'• Ob, Jehoshaplmt, here's one of the blawsted wild animals of the country. What a fierce and raxonons beast !"
Any bog will do when you'ie hard pressed.
" Unless help conies soon it's all up with the last ol the Fitzboodles. I'll climb a bit higher and 3. ell."
" Guess I'll get back to "Wellington and go by sea to Auckland. If that story got ahead ot me I'd ne\er live thiough it."
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Free Lance, Volume IV, Issue 181, 19 December 1903, Page 8 (Supplement)
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