If No One Ever Marries Me.
(By a Bachelor.)
If no one ever marries me — And they don't seem very keen, For I can't pretend I'm handsome, And my purse is rather lean — If no one ever marries me I'll get along all right— I shall play at golf the whole day through, And at bridge the livelong night. I shall have a little sailing yacht, And a motor all my own, And I shan't be plagued with children's bills For things that they've outgrown. And when I'm sick of everything And dull as dull can be, I shall think how glad I've made some girl "Who didn't marry me. —"Punch."
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Free Lance, Volume IV, Issue 167, 12 September 1903, Page 11
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111If No One Ever Marries Me. Free Lance, Volume IV, Issue 167, 12 September 1903, Page 11
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