Referee: “Gentlemen, on my right, Battling Ned, son of the local undertaker ” Ned’s Opponent: “That’s enough —l’m off.”
Fond Father: “The man who marries my daughter, sir, wins a prize.” Guest: “Is It a money prize, or just a silver cup?”
Highbrow (softly): “It’s a complex life.” Lowbrow: “Eli! Why?” “Some wives are starved, and others are fed up.”
He: “Once and for all, I demand to know who is the master in this house?” She: “You will be happier if you don’t find out.”
lie: “You grow more beautiful every day.” She: “You exaggerate too much, Jack.” “Well, every other day, then.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIV, 3 January 1931, Page 2
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